CAST

Jake is, well, Jake is flammable. Also, he has this cool bronze sword... He can get a little bit hasty when his nifty gadgets are in danger. Did we mention that he can go into spouts of fanboy? yeah, that's kind of important. its best to let him just get it out of his system... he also has a SENSE OF IMPENDING DOOM!

Diana like things of nature, and for some reason, especially the bright, flashy, and the destructive variety. She likes anime. Ask her what series she likes, I dare you. just be prepared to miss dinner. Di, is the only one that can continually converse with THE ARTIST, others have but she is the only one who can regularly do that. This usually consists of telling THE ARTIST off... 

This is the Play Game Box. it is a Game Console bent on world conquest. It would help if it could do much more than talk and hypnotize people. In a past life it was a toaster, an evil toaster mind you. and Genghis Khan... but we don't believe that part. It can play anything, but if it installs Microsoft Paint, then it explodes, big time... Part of the COUNCIL OF EVIL

C'thulu is The Elder God. Oddly, even though he is evil incarnate, he is pretty happy-go-lucky. His prime method of getting souls to devour is through Pocky, a Japanese candy. Another benefit to being The Elder God is that he can translate anything. Did we mention that he dislikes goths? yeah, he does.. Ironic huh? oh, And he also like to watch Sailor Moon... we don't know why either... Part of the COUNCIL OF EVIL

Luke, is a "Friend" of Jakes... I.E. He hangs out and is how shall I put it... Lazy. And Cynical.. don't forget cynical... yeah, anyhow... Luke will play any game as well, preferably when he can get it for cheap... Oh, one more important point... Luke is a WEREGOTH!... 

Naota is a Pembroke Welsh Corgi... a Puppy Pembroke Welsh Corgi... He is also unbelievably cute, and evil. did we mention evil? We did? Good. part of the COUNCIL OF EVIL.

Lexicon:

ARTIST, THE: Lazy pervert who doesn't get any dates.

COUNCIL OF EVIL: Think Legion of Doom, you know, form the Super-Friends... however, the whole council was through a twist of fate forced to do good forever. Its really anti-Climatic in a way... Known members of the Council: Naota, PGB (he was a toaster at the time), C'thulu, and someone named Fred.

SENSE OF IMPENDING DOOM: One of Jakes few abilities, It lets him know that, in the near future his flammable ability will be activated.

WEREGOTH: Similar to a Werewolf in that there is a predetermined cycle for the change to and from a goth. Goths, in case you are unawares are typically considered the whiny depressed people for the next generation.